all begin with 'not'

Here at the customs, I was being asked whether I travelled alone.
Yes, of course.
Where are you going to?
Nottingham
For what?
For bookstores.
Where will you stay?
A hotel in South Kensington.
That would be very far away.
Take the tube then.
Do you live in Paris?
No, I travelled to Paris and took chance to visit london as well
Nottingham is not near to London.
Oh I mean nottinghill...so early (in the morning)
It won't be far away?
If compared to Nottingham

p.s. hahaha I must have listened to too much football news, what a stupid me.